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Show Did It Ever Occur to You That few good mothers rear bad wives and most good daughters daugh-ters in their turn are splendid mothers. That slippery sidewalks are sometimes the cause of being accused ac-cused wrongfully. That how some typographical erors happen is mysterious. That Nero fell on his sword after he had burned Rome but Kaiser Bill took unto himself a wife with five children. That in buying a home and taking a wife, shut your eyes. That in many woman explains her mind was a blank when she killed her husband which proves the unloaded mind is dangerous. danger-ous. That in many families the custody cus-tody of the children is awarded to the school teacher. That beauty doctors never seem to cure their patients. That every cinical bachelor would feel much better if he had his nose pulled once in awhile by the dimpled fingers of a baby. That there would be less objection ob-jection to the girls painting if they didn't all paint the same way and with the same coloring. That the world gets better or worse, as the people in it decree. That Secrtary of Labor, James J. Davis recently remarked, "We have three million men out of work right now in the United States." Why should we allow foreigners to come in this country coun-try now and add to the burden. That now and then a woman is convicted of murdering her husband, which is we think as i should be. To let them all go free would rob husband killers of adventure. That last year, 1921, the people peo-ple of the United States spent $10 a person for candy, somebody some-body else must have spent a part of ours. That it is unfair to charge the income tax with having made us a nation of liars. All it did was to bring out the hidden talent tal-ent That the question may arise in. the near future as to how many people can be run down on a gallon of gas . That the only way to become wealthy is for a man to quit wishing. That one big firm in New York City refuse to employ blonde ladies. That in Barnum's day a sucker suck-er he said was born every minute, min-ute, that may not be the present pre-sent rate but the supply still equals the demand. That we would prefer sitting in a Morris chair than to sit quickly on an icy sidewalk. That one of the problems of life is to get our neighbors to love us as we love ourselves. That when you need printing of any kind done meet, Leonard Gust, the printer with style to his work, he is manager of the Job Printing at the Bingham News office, and has the publication publi-cation of the High School magazine, mag-azine, "The Coppertonian", in his charge, which will shortly be on the press. |