Show Birdie Says Swedish Sloe Gin Cause Modern Dancing By DENNY BIRD Dancing has been with in one form or since the neolithic but like the incandescent light and it was discovered An almost-forgotten cave man started it all when a particularly large beetle crawled down his In a terrific effort to dislodge the beastly this whose name was performed an amazing series of wiggles and rather like a young Hindu reclining on his first bed of or Pavlova practising Swedish The cave folk were so delighted with the man Melvin's that they began to imitate and thus was born The now popular lips-on-forehead mode is fairly but not as recent as one might For it was in the eighteenth century that an English Sir Gay-lord thoroughly irrigated with approximately two quarts of sloe gin an oriental tried it on his lady Hampered somewhat by her hoop skirt and the fact that he was pickled to the Gaylord bent too far thus assuming a position not unlike that of Utah collegians This tragic episode snuffed out the idea and not until two years ago was it This happened when some amorous stealing a kiss from his wench on the high school dance saw the principal looking at him with an eye that would open an oyster at 60 Thinking to pacify the old he hastily moved his lips to the girl's One observant conservatively dancing cheek to saw the novel and tried it Though it is a common sight it is not without its It is particularly dangerous if the girl is only about two inches shorter than the If this is the said boy cannot because his nose is in her If dancing on the floor in this one of two extra gruesome things can probably happen If someone bumps into the it is entirely possible that the jar will cause him to bare his thereby inflicting a nasty scalp wound on his If someone bumps the her head may hit your and absolutely devastate your You of slosh the offender amidships with a of iron or invite him out back to measure Rumor has it that all dancers are being supplied with shoulder pads and hip guards to cut down on the soft taps of the |