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Show THE WEEK I SCHOOL Monday's Adenoidal Day Bring bandages and salve; For Dr. Jones will cut away The adenoids you havs. No doubt you will be overjoyed, When Dr. Jones is through. To know no fretful adenoid Again will trouble you. Tuesday will be Tonsil day Of that please make a note; For Dr. Brown will cut away The tonsils from each throat. Bring cotton, lint and vaseline. This class meets sharp at ten, And tonsils will be snipped eff clean Nor trouble you again. Wednesday is Appendix day For Classes A and B; When Dr. Smith will cut away This superfluity. Please don't forget the day he said, The classes meet at ten. Bring needles and a spool of thread To sew you up again. Thursday's Antitoxin Day So kindly be prepared; Bring gauze and. antisptic spray. All left arms will be bared, Or right arms If you so elect. Be punctual, pray do; For Dr. Puncture will inject Tho serum sharp at two. Friday's Vaccination Day For fall and winter terms; Those who have fresh scars will stay For anti-typhoid germs Half a billion's the amount. Classes meet at four. Doctor Green will make the count Dr. Gray will pour. Saturday's Reaction Day Thermometers at three; Bring stethocopes and Dr. Gray Will make blood counts to see : How science triumphs o'er disease How antitoxins rule. I N'ow' mark the weekly program ! please. ! And don't be late for school. : iv c c |