Show Says Chronicle Spy Reveals Ute Fathers' By DICK Tomorrow they tell is Founders' which supposedly commemorates the day 92 years ago when a bunch of the founding fathers put their heads together over a pot of hot buttered and during the course of the evening to establish a book store with a few co-educational classes thrown in just for the hell of This was in but the next year the treasurer of the book store absconded with the much to the discomfort of the Board of who were in partners with The being a bright saw was up and quickly married his three f emme pupils were studying the cultural life of the bees and leaving the school to the who didn't give a damn became bishop of the Third ward where his wives operated the bakery concession in the The Indians apparently weren't doing too well with the for in 1867 the territorial again took but not without some as the Indians had been using the main building to smoke their dried The university grew and prospered amazingly amazing because of the fact that they had no books and no In spite of a couple of years year the owls were so bad caught young Melyin who was then but a and upon threat of a fate worse than death forced him to reorganize the school with himself as the was quite a blow to the young as he had always wanted to amount to but he parted his expectorated and went to This sort of fiddle faddle continued until one day the old boy got nosing around the Mines building and fell Into a pot of hot which too bad as he had on his best By the time they were able to get him out he was cast- as solid as a size 42 gal in a bone-ribbed They placed him on a pedestal as a horrible example of and as a warning to all future So now we are with much weeping and wailing and gnashing of and co-educational bathing the ninety-second anniversary of the founding of the U book which is now recognized as one of the foremost corporations in To this great organization and to the venerable fathers who founded we will observe with bended head a one-minute period of silence ah |