University of Utah Student Newspapers | 1942-02-05 | Page 5 | A'la Board

Today's little story is going to tell you how to find the ping-pong tables in the Union They have been hiding from students for these many years even some of our senior Mortar Boards have never found The general procedure is enter the Union building by the front steps and step into the huge halL called the You will see nothing here you are fortunate enough to share it with an art exhibit in which case you will probably become so interested that you forget about It is a long-established policy of the students to use this lovely room for only a few hours each Wednesday afternoon and Saturday Go to the west lounge where you will probably see two lonely fellows sitting at opposite ends of the Don't attempt to question them but walk over to the east lounge and ask the pretty blonde sitting alone on the lovers' scat where you can find the ping-pong She will tell you Go outside around to the back of the Union building down the steps you see there through a door down more steps and there you find ping-pong Invite the blond to play with you and have