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Show ' Ruminatin if Roundabout j In which Ruminator proposes, to dream a lot, think as little as necessary, scatter a few bouquets bou-quets while their objectives are still above the sod to enjoy them, and fire a hot-shot now and then while said Ruminator Ruminat-or can enjov seeing the sparks fly. Lack of space last week forced us to leave out a couple of paragraphs para-graphs in connection with our ruminatin' about a trip to Zion canyon or beyond which any of our readers mi;jht be making. Were they are: But, before going over toward Hurricane, you might well devote a few minutes to viewing the "Queer Zoo" at the junction (of highway 91 and the Hurricane cut-off. Established 10 or 12 months ago in close proximity to the service .station at that point, some clever person with a bent for the unusual and artistic in nature has, by means of likely rocks and a few splatters of cement, fashioned about everything conceivable in the way of animals, birds, fishes and natural phenomena. Not forgetting a live rattlesnake, rattle-snake, gila monster and owl which give the cleverly executed exe-cuted rock imitations an even more eerie touch! Before trying to love your neighbor as yourseltf make sure she is a single woman. If you really want to know all about your next-door neighbor's past life, just get him to run for office. More than one Milford' citizen has earned a reputation for wisdom wis-dom just by keeping cftiiet and saying nothing. Courtesy is the thing that keeps a woman smiling when a departing guest stands at the open door and lets a lot of flies in. According to a prominent farmer farm-er lad there are some girls in Milford so dumb that they think farmers get print butter by feeding feed-ing the cow newspapers. If prices keep on ascending it won't be long until a beefsteak will be rare, no matter how you cook it. The reason a certain Milford merchant never asks a woman what size shoe she wears is because be-cause it is a lot easier to measure her feet than to argue with her. Subscribe Don't Borrow! |