| Show A View Through Green Goggles Letters of a Freshman By Willie Dear I have discovered something terrible about college professors which is causing me a great headache and suffering and may be my unwinding if it keeps You see I don't know if it's true about all the professors but my roommate swears it's true about and my matinee dance girl says it's absolutely true about and as for mine it's positively prima facia Latin and it means you couldn't miss it if you was You for the last two weeks it seemed the assignments was getting a little more and then all of a sudden they started to pile on and to check up on My English teacher stopped me after class yesterday and I'm deeply concerned about your work because I want you to pass if you You I got what they call then the teacher handed me a few extra exercises to work on stuff I never even seen One extra assignment wouldn't be so but all the profs are at and just why we don't Parmley said something in physics yesterday which makes me believe it's on account of the and because the Germans are gettin too close to but I talked to a senior and he says it's a custom handed down by the Ute He says the only thing to do is like used and pray you'll be lucky but I don't What do you I sure met a cute girl in the library the other Usually you don't see the cute ones over there but I talked to her for about three hours and I couldn't see a thing wrong with If I get out of this work jam I'm in now without some nerve I want to take her out because I believe she would appreciate I sure got to go to the library Your WILLIE P. S. Please send mo the rest of that bottle of nerve medicine that Grandpa used to take when he was |
