Show Frank Scribe Says Legislators Unfair to Organized Onion Corpses A short while ago the legislature visited the campus and we've been hearing repercussions ever The law-makers insisted that the student body was untidy and ungrateful besides being They objected on each They insisted that the student body was discourteous because they walked out in the middle of the and because the boys on the front row were eating their lunches without giving the senators wouldn't have been so bad if they hadn't been eating We can't defend the onion eating except on the grounds with tuition what it we eat what we can get around and people aren't throwing away We can defend the walking It was just the students' way of letting the legislature know how many of them could vote for Willkie in if we didn't get an enlarged The legislators said that we were untidy because we left so many papers around on the They also didn't ike to see so many With stickers lying I don't think the students are to blame for all the papers that were lying around these Nazis are you papers look a better on the grass than what's been a it since the legislature The representatives of honest government in Utah were also unhappy about the number of little paths worn-into the campus wouldn't look so said one of they all didn't lead to the slope behind the That's the sort of legislator who would be suspicious of the Hearst Milk The speaker who thought he was booed retracted his statement when he found cut it was just a leaky radiator the school didn't have enough money to It has been discovered by a sleuth named that the reason the legislators were mad is because the medics wouldn't let them see the room where they keep their The medics claim they couldn't open the room to public inspection because the corpses had been drinking heavily and were in no shape to see Corpses have a lot of sorrows to you |