Show Frank Scribe Dotes on Dressing For Formal Warns Against Ski Sox Another social season has arrived and it's time the men were sharpening up a ittle as far as formal dress is For on the occasion of a formal the woman has been doing all the She spends the afternoon polishing her adjusting her removing excess hair and fungi from legs and arms and repeating the word over and over to She spends the early evening struggling into some creation that wrinkles easier than a Shangri La in a London fog and combing any lustrous golden locks that she hasn't torn out during the Then she sits down and waits for who has been skiing all day and will be sorry he's There aren't such a great number of things that men can do about all these sartorial contortions but they could do a little extra dressing There are parties on this campus who have been known to show at formal dances without having changed their sweat selected a tie that matched their pajama tops or gargled since their last session with Hague and Not only that but two out of three of them bring along pipes that aVe strong Enough to cut in about every third This can be very especially if the girl and the pipe haven't been Anybody can see that a situation of this sort isn't fair to the Manufacturers are now putting out tuxedos with an expensive cut at a ridiculously inexpensive Prices are slashed to a whisper and credit would be extended to Jesse Merchants are willing to lose all sorts of scratch on the deal if only the citizenry will undertake to clothe itself decently on occasions which are supposed to be formal as proms and watermelon and other sorts of One manufacturer is even putting out tails at a price in any other would have been positively There are people who have a little too much trouble putting on full It has even been suggested that the trouble man has with tails is a complete abnegation of the theory of full dress does have its With the current collegiate craze for pegged pant you could go to a dance feeling correctly dressed if you kept your back to the not wear any pants at the tails would cover up any One of the disadvantages of full dress is the number of accessories one has to These accessories are almost indispensable and woe betide the man who tries to get along without For consider the Try to do without them and your pants are likely to collect around your In this kind of the hair on your legs would freeze and you'd strip the pants to shreds trying to pull them up It's a good thing I don't |