| Show Frank Who Cares About I. as Long as There's Plenty of S. A. Ever since Adam asked for a woman and it became apparent that some people weren't as smart as psychologists have been arguing over the various theories of what causes I. Of sociologists have been worrying for some time about what causes psychologists so everything comes out Right now those psychologists who believe that environment determines I. are dominating the heredity group is because most psychologists are a little bit ashamed of their heredity and wish to cover The reason why the environment school has been doing so well recently is because a couple of identical twins grew up in different environments and turned up with different I. Everyone claimed this proved that environment determined intelligence and the psychologists drank themselves green for pure What really had been proved was that one of the twins had been eating more fish than the other but you can't get a psychologist to believe Another thing that makes people in the environment theory is that some of our greatest scientists have never inherited anything more exciting than a pair of Of couldn't have played much of a part in their because most of them come from California where the environment is quite exhausted The thing some of those psychologists ought to do is to try to find out what causes S. A. I've seen some girls whose I. were so low that it took five of them added together to match the number on the governor's license plates but they had so much S. A. they were interfering with radio This S. A. is a quality which is more mysterious than Some girls wear it in their and some girls wear it in other places it is generally conceded that a pair of pegs which look like fugitives from Yosemite will detract from the most beautiful The girl I know who rings the most bells as far as S. A. is concerned is very weak indeed in the face I am not at all sure that she has a face and none of my friends have bothered to notice The girl does not have to use such artificial devices as celluloid fake eyebrows or those things the Pi One thing that doesn't increase S. A. is eating |
