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Show Ruminatiri M Roundabout 1 In which Ruminator proposes to cream a lot, think aa little as necessary, scatter a few bouquets bou-quets while their objectives are still above the sod to enjoy them, and fire a hot-shot now and then while said Ruminai or can enjov seeing the sparks ny. There will never be a "forgottc-n man" so long as he has anything left that can be taxed. A man in Kingman county, Kansas-, recieved three neckties which he had not ordered, from a "blind man" in St. Louis, who requested two dollars in payment or return of the goods. The Kansan took the ties and replaced them with three old ones, which he sent back, shrewdly remarking: "The blind cuss won't know the difference. The wife of George Hell of Des Moiness was granted a divorce. Now there'll be Mrs. Hell to pay. Plaids and pencil stripes will be worn a great deal in men's clothing cloth-ing this year, but the most popular popu-lar thing will continue to be relief checks. |