Show Frank Scribe Gets Chilly Reception From Eastern College Gals Having just taken a tour of eastern I am struck with only one I the beauty of the college men in the I went strolling on the grounds of the Universities of Notre Northwestern and Chicago and I didn't see a man on any one of them who wouldn't make Clark Gable look like the artist's conception of motor The on the other all have faces that would stop Big Ben at fifty paces and the best shape in the place would win prizes' in a stock Since ohey are the only sort of femininity at they rate very highly with the various Greek gods at large on the campuses and they sniff rather audibly at any stray citizen on the place who has so much as a vein to mar his I've always thought that I had rather pleasant not the sort to cause feminine hearts to break into a or but certainly not anything downright Evidently this is not the in the east The first girl who saw me turned a kind of a muddy gray and then ran and called the It cost me five dollars to get out of that hole had to buy a and people were throwing bones to me all By evening I was feeling rather like a bucketful of the original protoplasmic slime but I managed to stir up enough courage to approach a girl for date-getting I having sneaked up within speaking and that's as far as I I don't blame she isn't your fault you've got such a lousy set of Then she walked away your parents must have That was a sort of an after This from a girl who would be wearing a veil in Salt Lake and doing all her traveling at I finally got a and you can imagine what she looked Miss Trichinosis of 1907 was her title and the was a My most embarrassing was when they had me up before the zoology |