Show HOME HAPPENINGS Nine for the base ball team r rA J. J A walking information bureau of inside tips tips Glenn it J. J The Kindergarten department celebrated celebrated celebrated cele cele- Froebel's birthday last Friday afternoon Jt J. J Most of the Normal students and all the Critic teachers the were present at the lecture delivered at the H. H S. S last Thur- Thur day hy by Prof Tadd J. J goes the long and the short of it Of what Of the Colle College e Women F No patriotic student will miss seeing the game between the University and the i s sHigh High School next Friday nor will he hebe hebe hebe be a rooster to see it J. J Anderson after enquiring where red blood corpuscles are made Well tell him they're made over in manual training training training train train- ing as they make everything over there t F Before the Salt Lake Educational Society Society So So- Society Prof Stewart delivered a lecture on Dullness in which he attributed dullness ss of school children to the present present present pres pres- ent school curriculum Jt J. J Ames upon being requested to say something funny for the CHRONICLE I cant Every thing funny I say is premeditated premeditated premeditated pre pre- meditated and I have nothing in stock just now J. J The meeting of the Normal Society was postponed from last Friday to next Thursday on account of the base ball game The program prepared for Friday Friday Friday Fri Fri- day will be given then j J. J First student in college Elocution There is one sentence in that soliloquy you just gave that I can say Amen to Second student Which one is that First student Where you yon say why what an ass am I I J. J Mr Bradford and Prof Howard both told their students that they were going to make field Most of the students of Botany are in Physical so it was hard for them to decide with which class they should go Both of the teachers are married so it was a toss tossup tossup tossup up with the young ladies All who went Vent assure us they had a glorious time First student Why does the Physiological Physiological Physiological Phys Phys- laboratory remind you of a kitchen Second student Because it is so disorderly First student No because there are usually two big spoons in there First student on fir fire isn't it Second student Oh no that's only some of those advanced students in Mineralogy giving vent to their perturbation perturbation perturbation bation over some of the minerals Mr Bradford has given them lately Miss Hewett Wheres Where's my math book Miss Paul Up reading in the magazine magazine magazine maga maga- zine alcove Miss Hewett as she enters alcove and sees Rigby seated there Oh youre you're not my math book The regular winter course of the schools will now soon close and students will be looking for some occupation for forthe forthe forthe the summer months The Latter day Saints' Saints Business Department has made arrangements to give a summer course which will Vill be of great con convenience to those who wish to acquire re a knowledge ot of practical branches 1 14 J. J Flossie is six years old Mamma she asked on Christmas d day y when the guests had assembled if I get married will I have to have a husband like pa Yes replied the mother with an amused smile And if I dont don't get married will I have to be an old maid like Eke Aunt Kate Yes Mamma after a pause Its a tough world forus forus for forus us women aint it it Ex of the Public Meeting tobe tobe to tobe be given by the Zeta Gamma Society at atthe atthe atthe the University Laboratory Building Friday Friday Friday Fri Fri- day April 28 1899 at 8 o'clock p. p m. m I. I Address of Welcome Burdett Smith 2 Ladies Mandolin and Guitar Club Mesdames Sharkey Beesley and Burns 3 Lecture Hon Wm H. H King 4 Violin Solo Moses Goodmanson 5 Contralto Solo Holy City Miss Emma Ramsey Everybody welcome The basket ball girls are now working in earnest and we look to good results But one thing handicaps them to a great extent and that is the lack of players There should be two teams at every practice practice practice tice so that the best players can be selected selected se se- for the contesting team Turn Turnout Turnout Turnout out girls so that when the photograph of th the team is hung in the trophy-room trophy in the new building yours will be among the rest in a personal letter to Miss Oliver Mr S. S R. R Crockett says I I much enjoyed enjoyed enjoyed en en- joyed your interpretation of the the gossip scene in my mv little book Indeed so good is it tb that t I read The PIa Play V Actress' Actress through for the first time in four years The Play Actress is Miss Olivers Oliver's opening reading at the Assembly Hall Friday night For the other nights the program is as follows 0 Monday May 1 The Little Minister Barrie Wednesday May 3 That Lass LassO 0 O Lowrie Burnett Thursday May 4 An An Evening with Robert Burns t f. f Scene Laboratory II What's the matter Mr M MOh M- M Oh Oh the lady with whom I usually work is absent and I 1 want some one to work with me If you will do so Ill I'll treat you the same as I do her The proposition is accepted and Mr M M- M brings a chair and seats himself beside the II sub A few minutes pass and then M s 's s 's arm steals around the shoulders of his companion who springs l into the air with the exclamation i the way you jou treat her hr is it |