Show HOME HAPPENINGS t. t Mr Edmunds was simply bubbling over at his lect lecture re jt j The Rev Mr of the English English English Eng Eng- lish Lutheran Church conducted chapel last week j The lecture given January 16 was wasby wasby wasby by Mr Edmunds on on A forgotten Hero of Modern Science 14 j Monday evening January 3rd Professor Professor Pro fessor Roylance delivered a very interesting interesting interesting interest interest- ing lecture His subject was England and America The next lecture will be given Monday evening January by Mr Bradford Mr C. C W. W Brown and Mr Henry Brown paid us a visit last week and re renewed renewed renewed re- re old acquaintances A j The difference between a lunatic and anda a genius is that the former has his board and clothes furn furnished shed for him 14 j Mr Albert Boyle who has been out of school for a few weeks suffering from froman an at attack ack of appendicitis is h has s recover recovered d dand and is back to his studies again Jt f Miss M M If I should fall down downin in this hole would you pick me up Student Yes Id I'd pick you ou up on any proposition j j First Intellectual Student Was the lecture good Second Intellectual Student Fine the bubbles were awfully pretty II j First Student who has been recounting recounting recounting recount recount- ing her troubles What is your shadow shadow shad shad- ow ow at school Miss Miss promptly The janitor j Misses Belle Rawlins Lulu Lindsay and Mary Bennion all former students came to call on us the former part of this this' week While Mr Rawlins and Mr Johnson visited in the latter part j The eighth grade of the Training School went down to the City and County Building in a body last Tuesday They wished to know how our Legislature was conducted Jt j Good time at the Delta Phi No hoo Boo Just as horrid as could be Mr Edmunds there and he Didn't ask to dance with me hoo Boo-hoo-hoo r One of the invariable rules everybody recognizes is this The hands will become become become be be- come soiled while a person is working at school Now a little soap in the dressing room would be greatly appreciated appreciated appreciated by the students of this institution j The students of the Training Class who had been studying the subject of education were asked this question Who is the great man who has been taking such an interest in the study of children of late Mr S S replied Fisher Harris J JEvery J Every student in the U. 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U will hail with joy the news of our Ikes Ike's coming home He has been released and it will not be long ere we hear the tones of his jolly laugh resounding through our halls The College Boys have acquired the habit o of eating their luncheon down downstairs downstairs downstairs stairs in the lower hall Perhaps if they applied to the President he would let them have a room where they could sit down and enjoy more food more that is to say better food better Did we have a good time at the Delta Phi 1 I guess yes yes yes' Everything lov lovely ly as could be Down to the ladies' ladies dress dress dress- t r Joe and Chester came a running G Funny man forgot his punning As for Lucile she looked stunning At the Delta Phi First Student who has been skipping skipping skipping skip skip- ping class Did you learn much to today today today to- to day Second Student Yes indeed I did First Student What did you do Second Student I counted the celluloid celluloid celluloid loid collars in the room and found that there were twenty Jt A difficult problem was placed before the Algebra class for solution One student being unable to solve it asked the professor for an explanation The professor began a hurried explanation explanation explanation in the midst of which he was interrupted interrupted interrupted inter inter- by the student who sa d Hold Holdon on there if you dont don't stop going so fast fastI I am liable to slide off Mr H. H of the of-the the U. U of U. U who recently visited a stock ranch was the source of ofa ofa ofa a a wise sug suggestion estion When informed by bythe bythe bythe the proprietor that his hay was running out looked up and noticing a straw- straw stack near suggested that he provide his cattle each a pair of green goggles and have them eat straw rl There was a little flower By the wall by the wall wall wall- y She was the saddest flower r t Of them all of them all J Her eyes were full of brine For the music was divine 1 And she dearly loved to dance But she didn't have a chance Cause her roots were firmly fastened To the wall to the wall Prof to student translating in French I. I II Printemps Student II Summer Prof II Printemps Student Autumn or r Prof II Printemps fF t f F Student Spring YI Prof II Oui Qui r IThe I- I The rousing discussion of II The Expansion Expansion Expansion Ex Ex- Policy carried on so vigorously in Delta Phi a week ago was continued last Thursday night The speakers debated debated debated de de- bated the question with all the renewed vigor that a weeks week's stuffy study could give All present had an opportunity to speak and none who were present at either of the me meetings tings regretted having been there I- I At Zeta Gamma last Thursday evening evening evening even even- ing the following program was rendered 1 Paper II Intellectual movement movement inthe inthe in inthe the West Mr Willard Wilard Burton 2 Recitation Mr Arthur Welling 3 3 Talk II Foreign Possibilities of American Commerce Mr Thomas Mc Mc- Donald 4 Talk on Parliamentary Law Mr Fred 5 Extemporaneous speeches Mr T. T B. B Brockbank and Joseph Robb Jt If I- I f The last ball of the Delta Phi was given at Christensen's Hall Friday evening Jan J 20 To those who have attended these balls it will be a source of regret to know that the series is ended The ball last Friday was without doubt the most successful and the most enjoyable of any yet given While we believe that another one would be accompanied by bythe bythe bythe the steadily increasing success with which each succeeding each succeeding ball in the past has been yet one could not ask for a T ball more ideal in every respect than was that tha of last Friday night Th The members of the committee that had charge of the series just ended are in indeed indeed indeed in- in deed deserving of the greatest praise IA I- I A HERO Pray Prayerfully dedicated to C. C K E. E on seeing him perform with Pears Pear's soap during his lecture What fancy dreams his being swayed He smiled as one entranced The golden bubbles he had made About him gaily danced They floated lightly on the air Quenching his soul athirst One moment they were gaily there Then all his bubbles burst Oh bubbled joys too fair to last They scattered one by one Leaving no trace of glories past past past- And yet the man smiled on O 0 hero of the battlefield battlefield- Another name comes first That of the man who still could smile While all his bubbles burst What greater sight has fate in store O Death come do your worst Ive I've lived to see the man who could Smile when all his bubbles burst Envoi M. M A. A Say R you need to tomake tomake tomake make love to a razor R R Ill 11 get cut if I do J. J AT Cl Beginning of the third term of of the juvenile classes children under twelve years of age Friday January 4 15 p. p m. m Beginners from twelve to sixteen years Saturday January 2 p. p m. m Advanced juvenile class January 4 p. p m m. The classes will be held open until the second lesson of the term |