Show t T. T nA l J 1 1 IJ Y Effete society slickers slick rs are are- are bemoan- bemoan bemoaning bemoaning ing ng the the- bluesky ban on friendly gatherings gatherings gath and have had recourse during luring the past week to the flowing root beer to to drown their sorrows A few personal Items must ther therefore Core take th the place pl o of the detailed descriptions of parties' parties which In the balmy days days' of f yore ore dazzled the eyes of ot ze zealous lous Greeks r To f I i iThe I IThe The many friends of or Lizie will be sorry to hear that she Is conned con coil ned to her bed The end of or the war found her almost ready to complete a pair of Red Cross sox she had started started started start start- ed when war was declared The shock of the tho kaisers kaiser's was tas too much for her delicate nervous tem The United Brethren of Come Get Me le failed to meet In the mens men's rest restroom restroom restroom room yesterday for good and sufficient reasons The Camel club is disbanded since the members failed to pay their dues Gad Guy the mens men's national religious fraternity met yesterday evening evening eve eve- ning at Second South and Main to discuss discuss discuss dis dis- dis- dis cuss plans 4 4 The Varsity Vamps club met yesterday yesterday yester ester esterday day to elect new members and new victims and to consider plans for reclaiming reclaiming re reo re- re claiming all the chewing left sticking on on n desks and seats The meeting ended ended ended end end- ed in a general and corporal disagreement disagreement disagreement dis dis- dis- dis agreement and a further meeting will take pla place e yesterday Amen THEM THE DAYS I want to be a senior and with the seniors stand With Witha a fountain pen behind my ea ear and notebook in my hand I 1 wouldn't be an emperor for all the wealth you bring I wouldn't be an angel for angels have to sing Id I'd rather be a senior and never do a thing Unknown |