| Show I y H H F I i i. i By Dave 2 13 The war is over comparatively speaking king but we still stil h have v ith us ji J class classes classes s r d dAunt Aunt Lucys Lucy's Cafeteria Outside Reading Girls Basketball Garlic Student poetry Blessed are the boneheads for they shall shoJI stick sUck their heads in the door when the prof is holding another class he should have dismissed and impress on his dome the fact that time is up Truly theirs their's shall be the kingdom of I ice cream and cigarettes When the sun is shining bright It is time to douse the light Ig Is Ig-Is Is that a hard course Gig Gig No No I saw Fritz Pingree in the class WEAKLY FABLE Once upon a time there was a student student student stu stu- dent who went singing to a classroom When he opened the door he saw on the board in the customary poor professorial professorial professorial pro pro- script the notice Professor sor Slick will not meet his classes today Then was he downcast and laden with sorrow He wept bitter tears of disappointment and said his whole day was irretrievably ruined Moral It was the only time in three weeks he had come prepared After looking at some of the officers who infest the greensward Willie declared himself impelled to say that The Light that Failed will soon become The that Failed Notice No children allowed Inquirer You cant can't kid us with that old stuff If your flivver flivver- wont won't ambulate tie a chain on it and use it for a watch fob As you say your English class may have caused the theat at attack tack of indigestion If you have anymore any anymore anymore more questions send them to the Kot Kot- tolene Keg Shell She'll be out soon The time 12 1245 45 the place L 9 the occasion English Loud and terrific bump is heard up up- in military headquarters Prof Widtsoe What's that Johnson awakes suddenly sud denly stares about and then sinks back as contented content d smile illumines his map Please sir I think they're busting a second lieutenant Dear Professor Whatnot If a student student stu stu- dent should in some dire unlooked unlocked for event come to class fully prepared I feel confident in stating that you are I not liable before the law Jaw In no case could it be said to be your fault If this contingency should come about non hont 2 Sv D t tn M t h th the Vi Finst South car ctr c r. r will fix you tty P all allright right I 1 thank you D. D C t I OUR MOTTO If It at lilt first you t succeed you yen trait be a man man- Make MW 1 hay bay o ott t of your head A seat tart in n a pair patr r c c it Sa worth a in to a chair DIat lend l. l to the theof I 91 egg of Sf aW a a. oy a 8 a t- t W n taw for der approval oi a aget get let test poetic gem em by Wl WH Slow SIft auric Mr Directors of f n Tired Beau Ii tr in ea cabaret aret Hurray Should ho iId be i in stable on t tab abb R l 1 3 J. J API so o gay PY I J 1 ther say ear f. of or tat I I I L thank ym stu u. u I hL J. J I i |
