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Show .1 Ruminatin' M Roundabout F In which Ruminator proposes to dream a lot, think as little as necessary, scatter a few bouquets bou-quets while their objectives are still above the sod to enjoy them, and fire a hot-shot now and then while said Ruminai or can enjoy seeing the spar - fly. In the United States somebody ought to invent a gas mask that could be worn at political meetings. Our idea of an ideal marriage is one in which the wife is the treasurer trea-surer and her husband is the treasury. We see where a 40-year-old circus cir-cus elephant has gone crazy. Live on circus peanuts for 40 years and see what you do! i Middle-age is that time of life reserved for young people to realize rea-lize that night is made more for sleeping than for dancing. Our idea of an ideal husband is the man who enjoys paying his wife's bills as much as the man who sold the goods enjoys being paid. The eld fashioned woman used to hava a difficult time balancing .the bustle but it wasn't nearly as difficult as balancing the budget is nowadays. After' a man has been on this earth about fifty years he reaches the conclusion tbat the real trouble trou-ble with this world is that there are too many things to buy and too little money to do it with. |