Show MINERS a CLEAN AND CLEAN i CLEANt t 0 J t 0 D J t 0 D 4 3 J t D 4 3 J t Did J ENGINEERS COLLECT DUES C L The old saying has it that cleanliness clean liness Is next to Godliness but the engineers seem to think that Cleanliness Cleanliness ness Is next to paying your our dues Now with this bunch a man ca can be cleaned or o or he can cat be cleaned The men of t mines mine either clean him of his available cash for dues or the they clean him because ec use he has has has' no no available avail able cash for dues ues To explains the difference between tho the two cleans 1 Now all engineers had been given I duo que notice that unless their dues j were er paid within within a pr prescribed scribed period of or time that they the would be bo Introduced introduced Introduced Intro intro- to to the Uie tub and water Also the worthy and conscientious treasur treasurer er of the organization done ondone his est to gather in the loose o se o from his brothers in arms arms But nut there still remained a few doubting who thought that an iron ironman ironman ironman man in the trousers' trousers po pocket ket was worth two in the treasury of the engineering society society Result Result climax etc etc Monday noon the time set for the dirty work ork that is the cleaning work found the engineers prepared Armed with their cleaning process in inthe inthe the he form of one large arge iron melting pot duly filled with water they marched to the Ad building steps First they had roll call and then taps sounded for all those who hadn't forked over Those who had paid were given their honorable discharge discharge discharge dis dis- dis- dis charge but the lucky ten who had not paid had to face the martial court-martial punishment punishment pun pun- one duck in the water So now if around the campus you happen to see the cherubic beaming countenance of an engineer all aU spin spi an an span n everything you'll know that he has paid or th that t he forgot to pay his dues Also that Also that h he he bas has b been cleaned |