| Show Extra Read All About The Little Scoop That Wasn't There I I That Dave Scoop the Boyer lad is a somewhat disillusioned disillusioned disillusioned journalist this week His famed crystal ball source of all his past scoops failed him I It all happened like this The scooper standby of the Salt Lake Tribune for the past several years was sadly in need of a small bit bitof bitof bitof of information concerning the Intercollegiate Intercollegiate In In- Knights' Knights selection for Spur of the Moment Lacking said info Boyer pulled out his trusty crystal ball and re reverted reverted reverted re- re to his old and times oft-times successful successful successful suc suc- guessing act I must thought he scoop the town Hes He's a n Jane Arden fan no doubt But alas such was not to be for or the veteran got scooped as well as duped by the Chronicle whose staff members joined with I. I K officials in defying defying defy defy- ing the tradition that keeping a secret on the university campus is is as impossible as keeping a four bit piece in a panhandlers' panhandlers convention Unable to delve deeper into the mystery Boyer at last resorted to his alleged sense of logic This let him down dO in the manner of a pair of old suspenders and forced to tomake tomake tomake make three guesses as to the spur and her seconds Boyer made two mistakes Early Thursday afternoon after reading the Chronicle Boyer was heard to remark My Im I'm ruined The eminent reporter stormed into Chronicle headquarters Boys he said this must never happen again Tell TeIl me what scoops have you got lined up for next week Why Scoop said one of the wittier listeners-in listeners you dont don't have to be told You can guess em Boyer now reads the Chronicle Chronicle- regularly |
