Show No Thanks Given By Turkeys As Mortality Rate Rises I Lets talk turkey F F. D. D R. R Youre You're a Raw Haw Dealer that's what And as a representative of the Turkey Ghost Union No 1939 Im I'm going to give you the theole theole theole ole razz ma Two turkey-slaughters turkey in the same year Just cause of or your calendar juggle bugging half hulf Turkey Turkey Turkey Tur of or the be singing key in the Craw tomorrow tomorrow an an the other half on the thirtieth And Texas got smart and decided de- de decided decided de de- tp pick on us' us both days Roosie the Rat that's what turkeys turkey's calling you But understand ole boy its it's not cause Im I'm scheduled for the roaster rouster tomorrow that's bother bother- ing lug me Why we turkeys grow up well we'll be hot stuff stuff stuff- in the end I hear Ike II e Armstrong and all the other football coaches are arc plenty peeved cause you didn't didn't didn't did did- nt warn em earlier And there arent aren't many calendar makers that think much of your August brainstorm either F. F D. D R. R So you see its it's not only birds of a feather flocking together Mr 1 So listen Mr 11 President When you bite into my cousin twice removed a week from to tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow to- to morrow you'd better offer a se secret secret secret se- se cret apology to him me and the I rest of the turkey r tribe tribe tribe-or or well we'll join up with ith the elephants and haunt you OU the rest of your life |