Show WORLD ON ITS LAST LEGS Why It Is Said Mankind Wont Won't Be BeAble BeAble Able to Walk After the Next Ye Years rs There Is comfort for tor those cheerless cheerless cheerless cheer cheer- less people who believe e that the world i Is on if his ils- N nt not legs Scientists are backing them therm up Doctor Vaughn the tho health commissioner of Detroit asserts that In years there thele wIllbe will willbe willbe be no human legs leas at all It Is a startling prediction coming I as a o it does at a I time hate when tho the visible supply of or logs legs Is lm larger lamer er and more beautiful than ever It seems Incredible ble that Ie legs s should fade out of the picture With what shall generations of that far future walk Ah says Doctor Vaughn that's Just It the therace therace rac race Is going oIn to lose Its Us legs because It doesn't use then them any more We e must remember o observes es cr the New ew York World that Doctor Vaughn Is 15 in a n position lon U to be pes pessimistic He lIe HeIs HeIs lIeis Is In Detroit where almost en everybody r lives UV'S on Oil and in motorcars Infants Instead of ot being taught to toddle are r- r shown how to throw out the clutch shift the gears and antI slip blip Into first speed peed that is all except the F Ford babies who dont don't have e to bother huther with gear shifting I Arms Arrus too will disappear about hont the same time that legs depart unless says S 'S Doctor Vaughn people use nse their 1 arms more fur for real exertion Is the doctor suggesting that modern modem folk fone are not working hard enough It sounds that way The world needs to tobe tobe tobe be reminded that unless It keeps Its It biceps In order there will be no tennis tennis ten ten- nis tournaments in in a 11 hundred centuries centuries cen cen- or so Without legs leg no dane dane- ing lug Without arms no baseball All the sports of the dl distant future will willbe willbe be telepathic The Babe of the period will swat the ball with the tIle ba bat of of thought The Joie Hays Kays will jam run un miles on the track of ot their minds The Jack s 's will assault their opponents opponents op op- with the punch of ur pure rea- rea ton son |