Show Red Sabotage Bared As Facilities Disappear Communistic sabotage this week struck the university full force bringing to shocking vividness the realization that the Comrades des have havea a branch office at work here It is expected that un-American un investigators will be begin in operation soon to combat the menace according according according accord accord- ing to an unimpeachable source It was authoritatively learned today the Communists had been een en engineering clandestine work for some time but that the latest act culminated a long series The net result of the Communistic tic activity The bubbling cups of the recently installed drinking fountains in the L Land and B n buildings buildings buildings build build- ings second floor have been stolen The plumbing department suspects that the Comrades have been following following following fol fol- fol- fol lowing their activity for some time and have seized s this opportunity to resort to dirty work Optimistic rumors would have it that the red element clement will soon be suppressed Incidentally the wen wen-d well dressed essed intellect intellect intellect in in- this season is wearing a adash adash adash dash of the crimson hue Authorities Authorities Authorities Author Author- hope that it will prove nothing nothing nothing noth noth- ing more than a fad but this act of thievery shows the Comrades to be in the The plumbing department is considering considering considering con con- the use of military details working on hour eight-hour sh shifts ts to guard the drinking fountains and other on the campus Light bulbs also top the list of stolen articles It is not known whether they will be finally found in hock shops or fraternity houses The Ps Psychology department says that the culprits should si suppress their radical obsessions and stop stealing In the opinion of Superintendent Evans of the buildings and grounds department and the other more mature people on the campus this vandalism is silly and childish of the responsible persons |