Show r I I I I I I I Observations By JACK BUCKLE As this is a coeducational college naturally much of the talk tall around here is based on that horrid word sex Because the above case is true and because I have heard vague rumors concerning the chastity of our college group I submit for your perusal the following following following fol fol- fol- fol lowing purity test which while not wholly original still offers an estimate if you answer the questions truthfully 1 Do you know what an conjunction is a. a When did you first find out out b. b How was it Report name sizes etc to office 2 Have you ever made an improper suggestion such as asa a a. a Lets raid the ice-box ice or b. b Have another another another an an- other coke 3 Where is the darkest corner in Salt Lake a. a Have Haye you been there b b. b Why c. c Oh 4 t. How many drinks in a quart a. a Vh When n did you find out b. b Why did you count them 5 Have you ever seen a sexy movie such as Little Women Dracula Mother Careys Carey's Chickens a. a Was Vas it peachy fun b. b Did you stay for Michael Mouse c c. c Hows How's Dick Tracy coming G G. G Have you ever seen a girl in a bathing suit If so a. a Was Vias your imagination acute b. b Were Vere you you embarrassed c. c Could she swim d. d Did she swim home e e. Did you tell your mother molher f. f Did she tell her mother g. g By Bythe Bythe Bythe the way how is the old gal 7 Do you ou believe that a girdle can become an instrument o of deception in the hands of a conniving woman 8 Who Vho do you think will win in the at Santa Santa San San- ta Anita 9 9 Did you ever ask your father how animals breed a. a Did he answer Through their noses b. b Hes He's a good man Bring him around and let him meet some sonic of the boys 10 If you were married and childless would you a. a Adopt a baby b. b Spend many sleepless nights worrying about it c. c Eat cereal because it is good for growing growing growing grow grow- ing children 11 Do you get embarrassed when someone whistles a dirty song 12 Have you ever thrown snowballs at girls a. a Did you hit them b b. b Brooklyn's looking for you Give this to your best girl If she gets g-ets above 30 30 introduce her to your our mother if it she gets under 30 introduce her to us |