Show New Pa Park k Building Attractions Found In n Venus Apollo Some day at noon when you husky students and have just loads of time and arent aren't especially hungry climb to the top floor of the Park Pai-k Building Bunding and ancI visit the Art Gallery It really isn't very far up only up-only only 87 steps step steps steps- but be sure you ou dont don't give up after the second flight and stop or you'll be wayla ed by some budding young shyster or psycho After you you ou have turned down three wrong hall baH ways you will at last enter the celebrated gallery Walk into the sacred place carefully carefully carefully care care- fully and with proper respect for there stand and hang the master masterpieces masterpieces masterpieces pieces of the ages ages in in addition to toa toa toa a few pieces of the ages ages in in addition addition addition ad ad- to a few pieces of strange modern art by our misunderstood amateurs Slip reverently past the statues of the stately quizzical Venus and the mighty Apollo If the time seems to be lengthening out linger by the Grecian clad Moses Gently admire his ruffled shirt night-shirt but above all aU dont don't laugh Wait Vait patiently until no one is in sight then ignoring the No Visitors Allowed sign open the small door to the right and step in just as if you owned the place Probably a smudged smocked someone will glare at you and a supercilious model will raise her eyebrows If so 50 pretend you OU have made an atrocious mistake and remove re remove remove re- re move yourself as quickly as pos pos- sible Or you will be removed more quickly than you thought possible Leave not in sorrow and disappointment disappointment disappointment but with an uplifted heart and be glad for you ou have seen what is never seen by the uninitiated uninitiated uninitiated un un- initiated and have entered the Holy of Holies |