Show HER IDEA VERY MUCH Hired Girl Made Trouble Trouble by Sticking to the Better Bette Precept Late Than Never Commander John G. G Towers who If is In charge of or the navys navy's transatlantic flight plans said at nt a n New York banquet banquet ban ban- The better late than never method doesn't go ID In aviation any better than it went In the Jones case casp Jones was a n drummer and his wife during one of or his trips gave birth to a ason ason son and seemed in a pretty bad way Inconsequence in inconsequence inconsequence consequence so a n telegram to that effect ef et feet teet was given to the hired girl for dispatch die dis patch to Jones Joncs but the girl put it in her apron pocket and forgot all about it Well by luck the next day Jones Jone came home Ins Ills wife was then much better He Hc saw his son and departed again well pleased A couple of ot weeks passed when the hired girl found the forgotten telegram In her pocket and In a R panic sent It off to Jones saying nothing to anybody about her remissness And that is how howIt It came about that Jones was horrified at dinner at his hotel that evening evenIn to get set a n wire which said I 11 i Another addition n a son your wife very Ill III return at once Another poor Jones groaned Impossible I Then he added What a 8 terrible thing Her condition must Indeed be very grave He took the express and got home the next morning In a n state of frenzy The hired girl confessed all nil I thought It was better to send th the telegram late than never Mr Jones Jones- she said |