Show BUYS GLASSES GUSSES FOR BULLDOG Proud Mistress Discovers Cold Wind Brings Tears to Pets Pet's Eyes and Takes HI Him to Oculist One ODe of ot the newest features of the high cost of living Investigation by federal agents has hns just been revealed by United States District Attorney Cline of Chicago He Be told the following follow follow- ing lug story I dropped Into an oculists oculist's a couple couple- of or duys days ago with a n friend who had broken his glasses We found that gentleman Immaculately clad carefully care curc- carefully fully fitting a pair of glasses on the pug nose of a bulldog with undershot Ja jaw Jav v and bandy legs Well we had to walt wait A lady In handsome furs held the bulldog bulldog- by the chain WI When n the job was done she led It away I asked the oculist How flow do you test the vision of or a dogs dog's eyes Ho replied I didn't test It for vision You see It was like this the the lady had her dog out motoring They w were re riding rather fast and the theair theair air was coldI cold I She noticed that a little drop of or moIsture moisture gathered In the dogs dog's eye It trickled down his cheek check The lady decided de do- that something must be done So Soshe Soshe she he brought him to me the me-the the glasses are are to protect his eyes when he goes motoring HOW Flow much did she pay for tot those glasses glass I asked I Eight dollars the oculist replied |