Show ABDICATES I Admits Admit Wilhelm Vilhelm UN Superior and Turns Turn Over O K Key to Hell 1111 hellI I outs ouis of Creston Iowa has acquired much fame in recent weeks as tho tha author of a satire on Kaiser Wilhelm Requests I have come to him from Secretary Daniels and Roosevelt ell and I people l In every state of oC the Union and in Canada have asked for Cor copies tot tOC Mr Ir article Excerpts from the remarkable satire saUre follow Your opportunity was at hand you Jou set the world on fire and bells I of oC hell were ringing your our rape on Bel Belgium lum caused much jO joy it was the be beginning the foundation of a perfect per per- feet fed hell on earth the destruction of noble cathedrals and other infinite works of oC art was hailed with joy Inthe Inthe in inthe the infernal regions You made war on friends and foe alike and the murder of oC civilians showed my teachings teachings teach teach- ings In s had borne fruit Your treachery trencher toward neutral nations hastened a universal upheaval the thing I more l desired Your under sea warfare is isa isa a master stroke from the smallest mackeral pot pol to the great t Lusitania you showed showell no favorites as a war warlord warlord warlord lord you vou stand st. supreme SUI for you ou have no mercy you OU have no consideration for the baby clinging to its mothers mother's breast as they both go down in the deep de-cp together only to be torn apart and leisurely devoured b by sharks down among the corals I have strolled over the battlefields battle battle- fields s of or Belgium and France I have seen your hand of oC destruction everywhere Q Its It's all your our work super- super fiend that I made you I have seen the fields of oC Poland now a wilderness wilderness wilder wilder- ness noss fit for prowling beasts only no morr merry children in Poland now they all succumbed to frost Crost and starvation star star- I drifted down Into where formerly Jews and Gentiles lived happily together I felt Celt a curious curl curl- ous pride in my pupil for it was all above my expectation I was in BelgIum Belgium Bel Bel- gIum glum when you drove the peaceful population before you ou like cattle into slavery slaver you selJa separated rated man and wife and forced them to labor In trenches I have seen the most fiendish rape rap committed on young women and those who were forced into maternity were the father of or their offspring offspring off off- spring and I began hegan to doubt if my mr myown myr r own inferno was really up to date You have taken millions of oC dollars dol- dol lars Jars from Crom innocent victims and called call call- ed cd it Indemnity you rou have lived fat tat faton faton on the land you OU usurped and sent the thereal real owners a away wn to starvation st. You have strayed awa away from rom all legalized legalized le- le war methods and introduced a code of oC your own You have killed kill I Ia ed cd a and d robbed the people of or friendly nations and destroyed their property pro friendly pert I You are a liar a hypocrite and a bluffer of the the highest highest v-highest ma magnitude You are arc a part of oC mine and yet you ou pose as a personal friend of or God Ah Ah you ou are arc a a. wonder wonder You wantonly destroy destro all things in your path and leave nothing for Cor coming generations I I 1 was amazed when I saw you jou ou form torm a a. partnership with the impossible impossible impossible sible Turk the chronic killer of or Christians and ami you a devout worshipper worshipper wor wor- shipper In the Lutheran church I confess Wilhelm you rou are a puzzle at time A Mohammedan army commanded commanded commanded com com- by br German officers assisting ono one another in massa Christians ChristIans Christians Christ Christ- ians Is a new line of warfare When a Prussian officer can witness a nude woman being disemboweled dl by hy a n swarthy Turk committing a double murder murler with one cut of oC his saber and calmly stand II by and see a house hous full of ot innocent Armenians locked up up the house saturated with oil and fired then my teachings did not stop with wilts you OU but have been heen extended extend to the whole German nation I confess I my Satanic soul grew sick and there then and then I knew the pupil had become the master J I am a a back number and my dear Wilhelm I abdicate in your favor The grf great at ke key of or hell will be turned over to you The gravel gravol that has struck the doom of at souls since tI time e began is r ours 1 I am satisfied with Leith what rI i r I I. I have done dono that my abdication In your favor Cavor Is for tor the very verr best Int In- In t of or hell In the future I am amat amat at your majesty's service Affectionately and atHI sincerely I LUCIFER H. H SATAN SATA |