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Show Did It Ever Occur to Yoil That some newspaper men are criticized and known, as champion liars. That in mixing politics and religion much depends on which is poured on the other. ' That it is always an easy matter mat-ter to figure out a living wage for the other fellow. ? That some men are so unselfish unsel-fish they never become rich-all rich-all they get out of life is happiness. hap-piness. , That we wonder if the Sultan's Sul-tan's runaway one hundred and fifty wives are saying all men are alike. That it seems most of the business of the world is done on the assumption that everybody every-body is dishonest if given a chance. ' That the Lawrence Bros at the Butte Cafe have cleaned up their place of business and will handle all kinds of cakes and pies give them a trial. , That the feminine of a wandering' wan-dering' boy is a gadding girl. """" , That if we really descended from monkeys then every man should have his family tree. That everybody pays taxes though somebody else sometimes some-times gets the receipt. t . . . That a news item says, "Christmas boose killed six persons in New York," maybe there are a number of others who felt like dying bftt couldn't That after he has reached th( age of supposed wisdom a mai is occasionally referred to as ai old fool, but he is never callec a smart alec. . That in some states the Kli Klux regalia is looked upon a'f a sign of insanity. That it would save a lot ol needless expense and worry if f bandit could be turned over tc the undertaker as soon as captured cap-tured thereby not giving the pardon board the chance they are always looking for. - ... X That some people think love making should be done in the presence of a chaperon. That there is very little difference dif-ference between the girls of today to-day and the girls of twenty years ago except the paint. That an optimist is a man who believes the day is coming when everybody will be satisfied with the amount of taxes he has to pay. That one thing young men of the old days didn't have to contend con-tend with was the hair net. That it is a rare thing to find the empty bottle and the corpse together, in the old days he was laid away by friends, now it takes jan undertaker. That now and then a man may vote against his principles for a change, but never against his prejudices. That, the St. Louis woman who is seeking divorce from here eleventh husband may yet conclude she doesn't like man. Thnt usually officials of any organization have to be elected or appointed before their names can be given publicity as such. That "Pussyfoot." Johnson' will be in Salt Lake today, some of the boys ;;re wondering if he inti r.ds visiting Eingham. Thr.t if the good die young it lis because they have no say. about it. ' That growling about t h e clou-b of today never make sunshine of tomorrow brighter. That its human nature to bl'.r! f-ilure, on somebody or smth. thing elso. 1 |