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Show M EDITORIAL NEWS DRIEF8. HI "Tho Argus" Salt Lake. HI Tho Clovoland Ieador says that Hlj Ohio irrow enough wheat this year to BJn mako n barrel ot Hour far ovory man, JD woman and child in tho state. Now, 1 It ovory man, woman nnd child was stiro ot getting It, tho world would I som brighter. HlPT- ' Mr. Ilryan has declared that ho ilnds HS greater satisfaction In talking on roll- Jl f!lon than on govommont. I Is Bits- Hit pected that ho also gives his fellow- Mj democrats greater satisfaction. BK U 'a Bald that George Washington IB vas tho discoverer ot petroleum in this JH ountry. It was John D. Ilockefollor, BEH IioYOver, who discovered the wondor- lS ful financial possibilities of It. B "A roan Is not always as rich as -ho Enj fools", remarks tho Punxsutawnoy, Hfilj I'a., Spitfire. Quito true, uspcclally in BrJj this tho caso after ho has stowed a- &B way his fourteenth drink. HM Tho season's kill in Vermont Is ro- WK ported about ono hundred deer, threo Bjt guides, and two cows. VhlIo not yet Ideal, that is better than tho usual sport found up that way. Out of a total of COO votes In a Connecticut Con-necticut town, ono caudldato received 759 and tho other 77G. After this let us hear less about counting out tho negro voto in tho south. "Tho shortest llfo Is tho best nnd purest," says tho philosophical Haiti-moro Haiti-moro Amorican. In other words, It doesn't do to glvo man tlmo to show how mean ho can bo. A contemporary says there nro "flvo flourishing political parties fit Pennsylvania, Penn-sylvania, not counting tho Republican;" Republi-can;" nnd still, tho Ilcpubllcnn is tho only ono that counts.. Sldnoy T. Ward, a railroad employo ut Mllford, was taken to tho Holy Cross hospital In Salt Lnko last wcok, with a crushed foot. , Mo was hit with a seldgo hammer. Supt. Moffat of tho Kowhouso Mines & Smelters corporation, wob spending n few days in tho metropolis last week on business. Tho president nlmost mndo hlmsulf Folld with tho colored contingent In his prnlso of 'possums, but spoiled It nil by d daring that bears' liver was tho only lilng better. I In distributing Carncglo horo medals, med-als, tho mulo that carried Secretary Taft on that Journey Into tho mountains moun-tains of Luzon should not bo over-ooked. over-ooked. Arizona and Now Mexico may bo two fouIs with but n slnglo thought, but hoy drslro to become two stars that tw Initio ns two, in tho national firm- mont. Tho great namo of llarnum wlfi np car no moro on tho circus billboards ut his great remark, "Tho peoplo llko 3 bo humbugged", will llvo on forovor Thoso elections nro not regarded ns of tho first Importance, but they will o valuablo In providing Mr. drosven-or drosven-or with statistics. "Is tho Amcrlcnn woman really bea-titlful?" bea-titlful?" asks a Nuw York., artist. Well, If sho Isn't, there Is no uso making further search. Surah Bernhardt expresses a deslro to depart this llfo on tho stago. Tho French drnma is sufllclontly harrowing without this. J. Plorpont Morgan deserves a. Car-neglo Car-neglo hero metal for rescuing Wall strcot from drowning from n sea ot its own waters. If Washington over becomes n "dry" city thoro may bo less of this unseemly unseem-ly scrambling for vcata In both housos of congress. It Is something to know that tho administration ad-ministration and tho great flnanclal Intorosts aro on speaking tcrmB nt laut. It thoro bo anything in n namo, tho 'Cannon boom" ought to mako n good deal ot noiso when It gets to going. It Is not quito clear why Mr Taft s hurrying homoward when Senator forakor Is kcoplng bo qulot. Chattanooga, Tenn., scorns destined to becomo tho Qrcat DIxlo oaslB, for Iry and thirsty souls. Dr. nnd Mrs. a. IL Fcnncmoro, ot Nawhouso, wcro visiting Salt Lako City Inst week. Tho prlco of meat 1b going down, but Pcacon Ilaor thinks coal Is cheap nough. - |