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Show HAD STUDIED HIS SUBJECT Little Bobby's Essay Showed He Knew Practically All There Was to Know About Doors. Little Bobby Jones was told to write an essay on "Door," and the effort which be sent in was as follows: "Most houses have all the doors that they need, and no bouse is complete com-plete without at least one. The two main differences between a door and n gate is: first, their opposite loca-. tion ; and, second, that people have much less respect for a gate, and would rather kick it than knock on it. "But a gate is more useful than a door because 'it does everything that a door can do, and, besides that, it can be climbed over, and often is. "Tlie door handle is a small but Important Im-portant part of the door which people peo-ple never appreciate until . it comes off. Most people never notice the door handle unless it is brought to their notice on account of having jam spread all over it. "Doors are great things to give people peo-ple privacy, and would give them slill more if it wasn't for the keyholes." Exchange. |
