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Show YOUR UNCLE SAYS The man who gets married four limes makes a good husband. Toward To-ward the last he gets to be a pretty fair dishwasher. We overheard a Delta man say yesterday that every time he thinks of the coal strike he puts moth balls in his winter underwear. It is a good deal better to "Stop, Look, and Listen" than to speed, stall and hear the angels. The average woman's ambition is to look as well as she thinks she looks. Still cnothe" trouble about getting rich quick is you may get caught a good deal quicker. Ever no'ice that about the tlmi you think you get used to a straw hat it's too dirty to wear any louger Ours needs a bath how about yours?. "If the average Delt;t man had to '.pond a whole day as telephone operator he'd chango his mind abom 'icw the .xe'eange ought to be run. The trouble with this country is oo many politicians are maklng"key-ech.es" maklng"key-ech.es" when they ought to be at home reading bedtime stories. Doubtless you've noticed that the Delta citizen who thrusts himself forward generally comes out behind. A fashion -writer asks in a daily ir.per now lying on our desk: "Why !o men wear coats in summer?" Generally It Is to hide the biggesi part of a dirty shirt. A compromise is when man lets hb-wifo hb-wifo have what she want3 if she wlV. shut up. About nine times out of ten the frllow who says ho doesn't . believe what he reads in the paper borrows he paper he does read from .hi.; neighbor. Some of our girls once worred a-hout a-hout a hole in the toe of their stock-ng. stock-ng. Now they worry about a hole In the knee. A Georgia judge has '.ruled thar flatlrons are deadly weapons. Irs nsy to guees whether that judge it. Harried or single. In the life of a Delta boy Uie sndJ dnst words of tongue or pen an "When does school take up again?' |