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Show l'OIi PICNICKERS o You arc not giing the festlvo r.nt, the roll:. King beetle, anil fluttering moth, nor any (if the crawling worms c;Miip"r.; so adore, an even break when you camp out; dollars to doughnuts you park yourself on the grei-n.-w.rd against a stump or under a limb of a tree, and there you pljnt out the r.hiny bright tin cup full o' hot coffee. Why man alive (or woman either for that !:,atter) what else can the jumping creature do but jump right into the target you've set up? Zo wonder your pickles creep; no wonder liege lord and husband rises in rig'uteous wrath to skim the coffee cof-fee the sixty-eleventh time. Nov,- it can all be stepped. Trot over to The Chronicle and buy one of those lunch sets they sell, a paper rable cloth, size 42 X 4S, G napkins and 6 paper pU-.te.;, and Mister Beetle will Jump by preference to that highly colored daffodil he sees there to browse on nectar and unnie, .athcr than kerflop into your edibles.. edi-bles.. The wri er has camped out a lotta ime.j and this is his scheme; Don't . ash the di. -lies. Bugs and things uiat fly aha fer the shiny v;ell-va3:i--d every clatter and hit 'cm remarkably remark-ably often. leather iet the dishes go 1 week or so --two wejks is none too rc?:g, and tip n there won't bo that shiny-like a'.'.rac.ion that proves so "atal to the iusectivora. You notice .00, the c'itor Lakes Hike along vtth hiin- yes what little washing avvcm is done "like tlocs it. No, buy paper plates (of course "t The Chronicle three sizes) which .have no shi'iy sides; and .hose decorated table covers; or even buy a paper napkin if you're so kind lieartcd you just simply can't let the poor little dears jump onto the hard hot weinies. The eight inch paper plates will only nick your pile 80c a hundred, or 10c a dozen; smaller ones 60c a hundred, S l-3c a dozen. And paper napkins 10c for forty. Lunch sets for 15c. And with every lunch Set we furnish fur-nish a chart for loop the looping to be done by the hugs from the closest limb above smack into the jell; it't. a heap o' fun for the kiddies outings out-ings always are. And you can collect a menagerie in a few minutes. And Willie can think he's going to a circus. cir-cus. Give the bugs an even break buy 'em a tumblin' matt, don't force 'em to use the food. At The Chronicle. |
