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Show OA K CITY N t:VS. The Bachelors' Theatre and Ball w.n.-.i up to the usual standard, and i.is ngaln one of the really import- linson announced that the Bachelors will hold their annual affair next year if there are any bachelors left. Considerable inroad has been made in their number by the members of a counter-organization named the A. M'a whose zeal has almost decimated dec-imated this once large and thriving ing organization. It Is now not so formidable as of yore. The A. M' are sworn to be on the job a. m. and p. m., all day and every day. Much speculation exists . as to what "A. M." means', and. con ject ure Is rife. Added' to the myster; is the further baffling initials dis played by those who have annexed one, of "I. D." Try. guessing it.' One of the bache3 was seen in Delta Del-ta in broad day, on the main Etreet; but as an unannexed young lady wafted by he darted Into the nearest opening for cover, and Imagine his dismay to find he'd lumped into a "beauty parlor" chuck full of 'em. That bach la now lettln' 'em grow and ne'er again will he visit the marts o" men (and unannexed It-males). It-males). In fact, we heard him say he'h hole up Oak Creek Canyon In hibernation, and not even come out for a peep on Ground Hog Day. It his whiskers grew in the Interim, he'd poke his mug thru the bars of the corral and let the calves gnaw 'em off. Our correspondent at Oak City dit'n't write all of this gob, so blame tiie oaitor with , the part you pick (Continued on next column.) |