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Show TTTT TT Tp7 r' ' ' PUTTING IT UP TO HER "My wife wants to have an Interview Inter-view with you at your convenience," said the man. "With me?" replied his employer. "What's the trouble?" "Nothing. But she's convinced that Tm worth more money than I'm getting, get-ting, and I've told her to come down and give the same line of talk to you." Within His Right "What! today Is no more of legal le-gal holiday than It Is day before yesterday yes-terday 1" snarled a disappointed motorist mo-torist who stopped at the crossroads store and post office. " Tis too 1" responded the combined merchant and postmaster. "I made It one, and 'tis. If I can't make my own holidays, what in thunder am I postmaster post-master for?" A Long Way Around A certain well-known actress, herself her-self something of a mimic, once objected ob-jected to an Imitation of herself b.' another comedienne. "It's not a bli like mel" she exclaimed. "If Isn't supposed to be, dear," re plied the comedienne. "It's an iml tatlon of you imitating mel" JUST. THE FELLOW First Fish I'm looking for some one to make a lot of noise at our party. Second Fish Get Mr. Drumflshl Women Tire of Marriage Her hubby's greeting onc Was, oh! so sweet, But now he simply asks. When do we eat? Yes, They Are Moneylender- Of course you understand under-stand we cannot do business with minors. Young Man I don't blame you. Nasty, rough people! Humorist (London). (Lon-don). Amusements in Sticks The Stranger I haven't seen any moving picture theaters here. The Mayor And you won't se none. We don't license no show that ion't give a free street parade. Their Element Aunt Kate How do you girls jet along at your club? Niece Well, of course we don't get along at all, but we have a good deal better time than If we did. Quite a Different Matter Magistrate You are charged with being a deserter, having left your wlffc Are all the facts In the case true? Prisoner No. your honor, I as not |