Show Letters Never N ever Posted i iFor For of all sad words of tongue t I tor or pen The saddest ore are those It might L have been John John Greenleaf Greenlea Whittier Dear Dash I Ho hum Just dozed off but 1 I Iwo wo woke 1 te in time to Jo 4 pOS post t you on a afew afew few choice bits of gossip Seems I like that's about all there is to do 1 nowadays s Im I'm in lab class and I Professor told us to have havea i ia a little sleep on account of because j j we all went on a zipping party last night Boy The professors up here are arc surely up and coming The They keep I us right on our toes with their snorting rip-snorting jokes and riddles Tiddles i Course that makes test week sorta of a snap since were we're not expected to know anything The only lessons iI i ij j I ever have are those I get on the I street car on the way up i iSome Some of these fellows who are I J. J batching bitching it certainly seem to be i hard up Why just last week I I I noticed a big crowd gathered out in the field and as far as I could I i figure out they were having a regular regular regular regu regu- I lar scrimmage over some sacks of potatoes potatoes potatoes-at at least that's what one I of the So phs told me And can you imagine it Some Sonic of the fellows i were even wearing sacks for trou trou- I sers My Iy What some people will f 1 do for a college education 1 Oh dear there goes that good- good i looking junior and did I tell you ou i i that our handsome student body i president smiled at me yesterday I Yours all aflutter I II Dot Bennion jI j I I |