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Show Fly in the Ointment ''Why are you looking so bine, Marie?" I "I was just thinking what a horrid world this is. One must marry to get alimony." That Was Different Dora I'm going to be married. Cora But I thought you detested all men? Dora Yes, but one of them proposed pro-posed to me. ' He Seizes Anything "What Is an opportunist?" "One who meets the wolf at the door, and appears the next day In a fur coat." Gargoyle. NOT ON BILL OF FARE vjjj Guest (to waiter with noiseless trend) Waiter, have you rubber soles! Waiter (Indignantly) You'll huve to go somewhere else, sir, to get that kind of Ilsh ! Overheard in S'siety The human male doth now attain A moat submissive tot ; A lady may use words profant, A gentleman may not! |