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Show Fictions of. Finance. "Nobody attempts to sell a farmer gold bricks or green goods any more." "What's the use?'" inquired Farmer I Corntossel. "They can work faster i and safer with oil stock literature." . I So to Speak. ' "We are out after sperm oil." "I see. Doing a whale of a business." busi-ness." Louisville Courier-Journal. l Lawyers are so plentiful that but i few criminals get a chance to plead t guiltv. - 1 Don't think that a man looks the I right way every time his head is I turned. Golf is an ideal diversion, but a ruinous disease. Even tlie worm will turn perhaps into a butterfly. A charitable girl never gives her rival's age away. One man's weakness may be another man's opportunity s Some men who are short on hair ' are long on brains. ' l'"s as easy to lose money as it is j dillicult to make it. ( Generally speaking, tlie nature of mi oath is mostly human nature. The cxprriemv a man buys is scl- x ilnn, imi in ilti --iniile sill )in i tted. |