Show CAMPUS AFTON By JOHNSON PERSONALITIES Dummy Bennion athletic A. A S. S U. U U. U president-elect president hates poli poli- tics Although he plans to enter law school as soon as he graduates it is definitely not to prepare him for a political politiC 11 career In spite of his reluctance to follow in the wake of the enviable record left by Dan Eastman he has a great many enthusiastic plans for next year Dummy is most anxious to increase school spirit which he believes believes be believes be- be can be achieved by promoting promoting promoting ing cooperation among campus leaders in every activity the school undertakes With a chuckle he admitted admitted admitted ad ad- that he is eagerly anticipating anticipating antici antici- paling the council meetings next year which should be a riot with Hilarious Herbie Price and Gene Eardley on hand The thing that worries him most is the problem of appointments since Dummy feels that the entire success of his administration depends upon the people he picks for these positions With the help of the council Dummy said seriously I am going to try to select the best possible person for every job Many 1 Activities Christened Richard Young Bennion Bennion Ben Ben- nion Dummy acquired his nickname nickname nickname nick nick- name in Junior high because of his antics in a student body assembly II The name is not intended for a re reflection reflection reflection re- re on his intellectual capacities capacities capacities capaci capaci- ties since Dummy has maintained an average average of 22 in addition to his many outside activities and He has won a letter in Track and Tennis every year since he has been on the campus campus has has has' acted as Rally Chairman served on the U Day committee the Junior Junior Jun Jun- Prom committee and is treasurer treasurer treasurer treas treas- of the Junior Class He is also pro-consul pro of Sigma Chi and a member of Skull and Bones Honorary honor Honor- honorary lOnor- lOnor ary organization for Juniors I As holder of the Western Division Division Division Div Div- ision title he is the outstanding favorite to win Iwin the jumping broad-jumping even in the Conference meet this week end Many Tennis Titles His string of tennis titles is endless endless endless end end- less since Dummy has been consistently consistently consistently con con- winning tournaments for years He won the International Exposition tournament at San Diego th the the Utah State and Colorado Colora Cobra do State junior tournaments held last summer the Salt Lake City Junior singles and doubles title the Kerr tournament and has held the Western Vestern Division doubles championship championship championship champ champ- for two years last year with Grant Evans and this year with Jack Hardy At present Dummy Dummy Dummy Dum Dum- my is the fourth ranking Junior in the United States The Ill I'll 11 I game is the great love of his life at the moment but he doesn't want to concentrate too much on it for fear he will wilI become a tennis bum or will get too interested in batting batting batting bat bat- ting balls around Ito to enter law school as he has plan planned ed In spite of his interest in his fraternity he lie has always been unable to attend attend attend at at- tend their spring formal because it iti i would necessitate breaking training train train- ing This year he decided to find out what the party was like He and his date got decked out in their finest marched in to the party at and dutifully walked out again at 1015 Dummy was content con con- tent tent tent-at at last he had been to a Sigma Sigma Sigma Sig Sig- ma Chi formal onnal Good Sportsmanship More than anything else Dummy admires good sportsmanship He said that it was almost a pleasure to be beaten by B. B Y U. U because they were such neat sports Dummy himself is a friendly fair player and his enthusiastic comments comments comments com com- ments are the delight of spectators He calls cans out neat or peachy after every good shot his opponent makes and beams broadly during the entire game This neat has resulted in a great deal of heckling for Dummy which he accepts with ready good nature He said the only thing that worried him was that he likes to play in shorts and he is convinced hat he is disgracefully disgracefully disgracefully disgrace disgrace- fully bow Although he hewon hewon hewon won his matches with the B. B Y U. U players with the greatest of ease Dummy complained that it was al- al ll ost impossible tennis weather The wind gave him hay fever and he was sneezing and snorting be between between between be- be tween every shot Eccentricities 1 Dummy always uses bright purple purple purple pur pur- ink t to write papers and take notes which bothers some of his snore more conservative teachers For scribbling and reading proof-reading purposes purposes purposes pur pur- poses he has a fat red pencil which is so large he can hardly grasp it with a soft black lead He likes to eat ten-cent ten cartons of ice-cream ice and coffee rolls but next to this combination he prefers a large glass of milk with toast and honey He is crazy about his family explaining explaining explaining ex ex- that wherever you find one Bennion the rest are probably r in the immediate vicinity Tics Ties are area I I a distinct bore to him so he goes in for polo shorts and sweaters to avoid wearing them He likes to listen to Russ Morgans Morgan's music which he thinks is neat Everything Everything Everything Every Every- thing he doesn't like is is s in direct contrast to his familiar adjective the inevitable neat |