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Show Scraps PERFECTLY SUITABLE Jack I say, Frank, do yon know what I'm going to call my new motorbike? motor-bike? Frank No. "Circumstances." "That's a queer name for a motorbike, motor-bike, Isn't It?" "Not at-all. Haven't you ever beard of circumstances over which a fellow has no control?" London Answers. The Idea Different He How sweet it would be If we were two little birds who could fly out Into the great world and build our nest In the top of a tree 1 SheJ would be much nicer to be married and to have ft little flat with two rooms and a bath, ft gas Btpye and warm water! Shy on Tonaorial Education "Where's the boss barber?" "Gone away to a barhering college," "Huh I I thought ha was an expert." "He thought sq, toq, vnttl the women wom-en began to drift In, Now he has to take a postgraduate course In shaving eyebrows," Wouldn't Diicourage Him "If you think there's something wrong with your heart, why don't you consult a specialist?" "I'm afraid he would say It was something fatal." "Oh, nonsense I He wouldn't ; he's an awfully good sort." |