Show I I GET IN WITH wI THE GEORGE KNOW Editors Editor's Note Last week a great cr cry went up Who Vito is George was the popular campus quer query Due to obvious reasons the author of r this column will re remain remain re- re main tran anOll anonymous George however how how- ever vcr is a n male student in a position position tion to talk authoritatively authoritative on sub suli subjects jests discussed in this column Therefore expect to hear from him week er e every V IIA Not a moan in a 3 At least not to us us We Ve know something something- that nobody else knows We Ve know who we arc are At least we hope we know kl If w wran we can ran get the little goblins out of the old noggin wed we'd feel a lot better better bet bet- I Iler ter ler and incidentally wed we'd be sure o of oP our own identity If anyone else did know now who we are wed we'd get a 3 lot of pats on the back just back just to find a soft spot to plunge a n knife They didn't know the they were talking to George but the Sigs jg's hotly denied that they were sponsoring Bennion for next years year's prex proxy Likewise Ed Stephens hotter than hotly denied his candidacy candidacy candidacy candi candi- dacy as as reported last Jast week in this pillar Sigma Nu shrugged their shoulders and hinted that Snow I the dark horse boy might be i a possibility at that but they hadn't hadn't had had- m nt thought much about it All of which simply means that last week weel w we were nasty old storytellers The Greeks Had Hotter Better Have a Word ord For it Everybody has a kisser furrowed furrow furrow- ed by the tiny feet of infinite numbers numbers' of Equally harassed harassed harassed har har- assed arc who whose e tiny feet are blistered from the miles of hay I and they have ha wad wad- waded ed el through in the barns that house louse the Greeks A At Atthe Atthe t the Pi Kap Rap house are arc greeted by newly polished floors windows and apples throughout th the house At the Beta Deta house the are arc told that Beta has hm I swept wept the campus as soon as ns they step in the house whether its it's the first five minutes of of rush week or rot As the progresses he hp meets the supposed new Beta Deta I pledges at nt every other house he hev v sits and hears them promise each house in turn So what does docs the he poor innocent think I Answer Hes He's not supposed to think lie must be a willing subject subject sub sub- for a a powered high-powered line and nothing more At the Sig Chi lodge he lie is ushered into a gripe we mean group of unknown and I 1 peculiar characters none of oC I which appears to know each oth oth- er cr He is i invited to pull up a 3 coffin coffin coffin cof cof- fin and lie down clown and as he hc does to he hc makes the discovery that this cozy homey little group is the active chapter D Delighted lighted with his new made discovery he trips gaily up th the drag to the Sigma Sigma Sigma Sig Sig- ma Nu house where he opens the thedoor thedoor door and screams Ill ake take onions two beers and lettuce both bOUl with mine The boys pass this mannered ill crack and wait for forthe forthe the next move mo w with th wary eyes He then bursts forth orth with the remark that hat he supposes that the house is is lagging tagging behind like tike the I coming of spring and listens to vigorous denials He lIe has done this all aU week when all the poor dope has to do is to inquire at the Deans Dean's office and md find rind that all nIl houses cost equally generally speaking He trundles himself himsel off to bed amid a 3 vague feeling that he has forgotten something something- something something- awakens wakens with a start to remember that he had a date with the Phi Dolts Delts just think he missed seeing the week two-week furniture and those funny fellows Thank God its it's nearl nearly over oyer LUCKY LUCIY PEOPLE The unaffiliated boys and gals arent aren't bothered with such trivia and they hardly realize just how fortunate they are Never ir in our experience has the unaffiliated I J group Up contained such an outstanding in ing representation on the campus This should be a n time if ever for forthe forthe the campus Greeks to realize that I the real power and greatness on the snow-covered snow slopes of the Wasatch what we I just said li lies s solely in the 2500 I I students who do not wear a 3 badge hadge True rrue they arc are unsung but not deservedly so Get in the Know Ino bestows a 3 bouquet its first to them with the full fun knowledge knowledge knowl knowl- edge that if it were not for them this old institution would drop rop from sight 3 a prospect which often seems agreeable no matter how much the Greeks feel to the con con- r s Dont Don't let it throw you and above bo all DONT DON'T YOU THROW V IT |