Show I Biologists Envy Rattlesnakes Who Can Await Repeal The G Great rea t American D Desert esert was the epithet given the Museum building during during during dur dur- ing ail ill n informal discussion of that buildings build build- I ings digs water a tel sl in a Phi Sigma meeting meet meet- in lug ing 0 n. n I li d. d ld last week Oth Other r buildings on the c campus have drink drinking ng fountains one fountains one or two on every floor of them but them but the parched biologist has not riot even a n. tin bucket and dipper with th which ch to bead ead his fevered muzzle it ss I was complained The Neanderthal man in inthe i the vertebrate museum can cair twine his neck like an tui around an a. a i I and reach water vater from frOtH the tap of ofa j i a huu laundry dry tub and the rattlesnakes simply I crawl into a a. hole and and wait vait for repeal but buti i the biologist be he student fellow r or teacher must endure members wailed Some suggested gar that thai this lints situation will vill r- r eventually result in the evolution of biologists biologists bi- bi i- i to a water hoarding form fonn similar Ii to the lie camel an example of survival of L L the fittest This s suggestion resulted how liow- howL f r J r ever in ina a quarrel among the learned J enlists elitists concerning the relative importance fl of gradual adaptation and mutation in in the I process Authorities Authorities' complain that the- the museum specimens are arc positively dusty and even evenI evenI I v I the le lectures ture given in the building are frequently Ire fro dry diy One suspicious soul c that th the buildings building's aridity is part pari of o a sinister plot of buildings and grou grounds ds officials to dry and preserve th the whole ole department ti like a Ii jerked jerl erk d beef t a L. L II G. G |