Show 1 j j t A Days Day's Visit With the Boys is Good For Rheumatism I r Z D R E IEl timer old when Miss Lucy Van lan Cott Colt used to pasture her hercov cow cov on th the alfalfa patch whose hose expanses included the territory now v now occupied by bythe bythe bythe the Union building and the Sigma Chis Chi's training field behind Hall I Remember Remember Re Re- member bel the time thue you ambitiously undertook undertook under under- i took the task of engraving your fraternity I letters somewhere in every classroom you attended 1 And Amid somehow succeeded at least twice in every one Remember the fun I you used to have hazing the goats poor goats poor r t ti i innocent things 1 r i i And AutI the lie feuds that existed between freshmen and sophomores The time you j abducted the sophomore queen and took s her buggy riding And suffered for your indiscretions by getting ducked in a tub of ice water sater And how hov YO you l used to fear f I t I the Engineers ulio Tho once once grew grev beards and used to muss up the brotherly little football foot foot- I I bull ball games gauges between the lawyers and the medics 1 Also so the tinge time they invaded the lawyers' lawyers library to give everyone therein 1 a paddling with their ten-foot ten slide rule 7 I If you were vere here in 1913 perhaps you i l remember the parade that left us lIS our Rostrum Ros Ros- j trum the pink eared boulder that makes selling paint profitable Or the 3 green ambitious am am- 1 F class that lugged tons of cement f I gravel and water up the hill north of the I campus to build the U that can be seen for miles les Then TheIl there was vas the classI class I i of 1915 whose numerals still show on the I i south side sile of the plant heating-plant smoke l j stack And l the dark dreary days of excitement exi ex ex- exI i c when the campus was vas a training r. r camp during the thevai war vai Or perhaps you met Inet f F J F your future wife Tire here and used t to go ice skating with her on the present site of oft t the Ge George Thomas Library I r I Were Vcr you one of the lads who passed I English only by elaborate reference to your your frat Prat house canned theme library 7 Perhaps you know who vho it was that framed the names of Aimee l Semple McPherson and Father Coughlin in a huge heart on one ogle of the classroom desks Did you ever sell your neighbors neighbor's cat cat down dorn the river to the biology department But enough If you did none of these I things you undoubtedly did many more that were ere twice as interesting Wed We'd be goggle-eyed goggle to hear you tell of them and of the professors you liked and of those who wh flunked you Homecoming week is held in your honor I I to help perpetuate memories that grow de dearer as you grow grov older Come Coine back and see us this year A day with the boys is good for rheumatism |