Show J h L He was charged with striking a woman and the judge asked him why he did it Well sir the culprit replied she got on the bus and sat down opened her bag took out her purse closed her bag opened her purse took out a penny closed her purse opened her bag put back the purse and closed her bag Then she noticed the conductor conductor conductor con con- ductor was going upstairs so she opened her bag took out her purse closed her bag opened her purse put in her penny closed closed- Stop cried the magistrate youre driving me crazy what happened to me sir said the man |