| Show I Chatter Box Dear Suzy Blossom Time has come and gone and the crowd that packed in the auditorium to hear and see sec it made canned sardines look like the work of an amateur They really really really real real- ly filled the joint up and had there been rafters they would have been swinging from them The crowd was so close to the theo o orchestra chestra that the trombone player got his face slapped three times during the evening for prodding a woman on the front row Frank S. S Beckwith was sitting by the drummer drummer drum drum- mer until he realized the danger of his position and the proximity of his bald head to the drums and the drum sticks and so moved out of the danger zone Many of the patrons arrived so early they had to bring two lunches lunch lunch- es one for the afternoon and on one one for the evening just before curtain curtain curtain cur cur- tain time In fact there was a line yards long waiting for the matinee matinee matinee mat mat- inee to end so they could get a seat for the evening performance The way these Centennial events are taking hold in west Millard the celebration will have to be held over an extra year so that the people people people peo peo- can get to see all the things they want to It would save a lot Jot of wear and tear on clothes and shoe leather not to mention tempers if the people people peo peo- pIe would all just stay in one place and ind let the various events come cometo cometo cometo to them Saturday Orvil Jeffery held a sale and packed them In Then that night there was the opera opera opera op op- op- op era and Sunday the largest crowd on record attended conference How flow much simpler it would have been to just assemble the crowd and then bring the events to them Red Van and Evan Edwards are still talking wagers even though the first attempt to settle their wager ended in a fiasco They were vere trying to prove to each other the he merits of their respective cars Evan an an Oldsmobile and Red a Studebaker and the only way they could figure on settling the difference difference dif- dif ference of opinion was by racing them hem to Lynndyl Red borrowed his brother Franks Frank's car for the meet and left his safe in the gar gar- age Red went alone and Evan took ook along some witnesses to view the he expected conquest by the Old Old- The cars did right well wellon on the highway with Red in the lead ead and the Oldsmobile right be be- hind Red figured he had an easy victim victim victim vic vic- tim and decided to do some fancy It Is hard to tell If a Studebaker Studebaker Studebaker Stude Stude- baker is coming or going and Red wanted to see how it would look upside down No sooner the that came the action and Red did dida a number of flip flops that made those in the following car green- green eyed with jealousy In fact he beame became became be- be came ame so absorbed in his low flying flying fly- fly ing ng aerial maneuvers that he did not realize he was flying too low and finally ended up upside down after rolling over three times The Edwards car hurried to the spot where the Studebaker was playing dead and the occupants piled out with hearts in their mouths to aid what they felt would be left of Red only to have Red say What are you so and sos trying trying try- try ing ng to do to me And he emerged ed from the mass of what was a new car unscratched and and ready and willi willing g to borrow Doc Alexander's Alexanders Alexanders Alexander's Alexanders Alexander's Alex Alex- anders ander's car and continue the dem dem- Up to date Doc has been very reticent about the whole thing and for the time being neither neither neither nei nei- ther disputant has convinced the other Red is convinced of one thing though and that that he will have to spray a lot Jot of paint to be able to buy a new car for Frank And Frank Is convinced that he wont won't ever let Red take another car of his Well VeIl here comes Angel Street as the next big attraction and there may be a possibility of seeing seeing seeing see see- ing it If you get there by in inthe inthe inthe the afternoon This I can not do so soI soI soI I presume I will see it from the operating operating operating op op- booth Toots |
