Show Duty Called Constable To Go the Utter Limit The special consta constable le was being shown his first night beat See that red light in the distance distance distance dis dis- dis- dis tance said the sergeant the limit of your beat in that di di- di Now go on with it it The new constable started off When three o'clock rolled around he did not come in to report nor did he show up for duty the following following following fol fol- fol- fol lowing night Then al along ng about 4 30 that next morning he turned up again weary and limping Where in thunder have you been demanded the sergeant A feeble response That red light was a long-distance long moving van I came upon it 43 miles out when it stopped because of a flat flat tire |