Show Dismal Sounds Of Oi Orchestra Is Lure To T-o i Native Curiosity By DALE L. L MORGAN One of the more curious spectacles known to this college college college col- col lege of continuously curious spectacles spectacles spec spec- is the matinee dance which is solemnly p perpetrated every Wednesday afternoon Bright and early the orchestra arrives to tune up with sundry dismal sounds and all in good time the population gathers round presumably lured by its native curiosity So much is simple But now the human herd divides itself into two schools of thought a those who want to and do b those who do door door door or do not want to and dont The I former move right on in to begin crafty hunts for the males and fe fem females females fe- fe m males les of the species The latter go upstairs to hang by their eyebrows fr from om the second floor windows The casual reader would be surprised surprised surprised sur sur- at the profundity of terpsichorean terpsichorean terpsichorean terp- terp criticism available in these austere onlookers upstairs With a basilisk coldness of eye they stand in calm intellectual detachment de and survey the gadding throng Now it is doubtless odd but these critics have only the most perfunctory appreciation for the masculine skip and With cold penetration they dwell on foot-faults foot misuses arm-misuses and w what what- atno at- at no not On the other hand the female marathoners bring the warmest ap ap- ap- ap probation The blonder the hair and the more petal like the skin the greater the appreciation of these august critics in the gallery It must be the well known softening softening soften soften- I ing influence resident in the spiritual spiritual spiritual spirit spirit- ual nature of the female of the cies Meanwhile l we must not forget those hardy souls who troop in past the lion jawed guardians at the gates Stirred by the primitive rhythm which the drummers or the violinists or if worst comes to worst the crooners achieve the males drape themselves about the females and take refuge to in herd Jj 11 Ensues an educational exl tion On the one extreme we wl w Ithe I l the couples who walk around arou around floor taking care not to slip slip an occasionally leisurely tun fun prove to skeptics that it is ise isea e ea a dance they are performing on the other hand we have the th dies and gents in the first firsts si of the Astaire fixation who ga ga around with a frightening jj gard for human life And course there are all degrees degre kinds of campus sheiks and doing their own original varaL in between J m Well as we said its it's spectacle Its It's the kind o oto of to warm the cockles of the C l DeMille heart The Movie M N tia really ought to be imported jo it Someone might speak to Heiner about it 1 |