Show Campus Directories Contain Vital Data By Pioneer Park Parle The Student directories of the university for this year ear are making their appearance on the campus to today toda today to- to da day and are re now on sale at the book store for the price of ten cents Out of the names listed in inthe inthe inthe the little grey books 55 are Smiths 38 are J Johnsons 30 are listed as Andersons and the Williams Wil Wil- Williams liams and J Jones one have 29 each One good reason why college professors have things said about them as they grow old in the business business business busi busi- ness is cle clearly demont when it is noted that there are 26 pairs of students with the same name and two sets of triplets with the same on the campus There are three Reed Smiths and three Fred Harriss Harris's listed in the directo directory Although nothing has been heard of the 1 Medics cutting up of late there is a Hart a Hand Hond a Foote and an Orme on the campus ana while the reader is still groggy from that last witt witty and devastating devastating devastating ing remark it might be added that thai although there are I re two Roses listed listed listed list list- ed in the booklet there is but one Speaking of Birds other than those th that t the will get for this article there are four Robbins Robbins Robbins Rob- Rob bins three Swans one Partridge a Finch a Hawkes 1 and a Goslin among the students at the school There are also two Berrys a a Cherry Cherr Cher Cher- r ry a Lemmon and a Plumb listed in the book We Ve also noticed three Beers that weren't outside o of the mile half-mile radius ruling of the school Pedestrians easil easily outnumber the motorists at the U. U according to the directory as there are 13 Walkers Walkers Wal Val kers and only three Fords two N. and one Dodge As a parting parting parting part part- ing shot before going back to Provo Provo Provo Pro- Pro vo for the next treatment there are two Knights and four Shields given in the book but only one Steed |