| Show If I Were Dictator of This School ST I I It is a presentment such as I have on damp dark days when my ears cars start aching that I know Im I'm Imin Imin Imin in for a touch of which which means means Ill Ill I'll leave that up to you The first thing that I would do if I were dictator of this school would be to eliminate all of the officials officials officials of of- that is to get rid of all the red tape It might be a good idea if I started with myself but no noone noone noone one could fill the bill quite as good goodas as myself The next thing there are ten people people people peo peo- to be abolished from the campus campus campus cam cam- pus for at least 15 years years years- 1 Snow who Im I'm still may be the Betas Beta's white hope for in 36 or 40 2 2 Mark Smith because his name is Smith 3 Reed Smith for the same reason but still he is a i star in comparison comparison comparison com com- parison with Mark 4 Marjorie Judd because in her opinion she is the best looking girl on the campus 5 Beckstead because he is still our hero hero bless his curl 6 G. G Abe Heiner it would save him all of the anguish of knowing what it is to feel like Van Winkle looks 7 Van Winkle because he was once young and dumb like Ab 8 8 Mignon Campbell sed 9 0 9 Rosy Blood Blood because because she takes the cake for not knowing that Chuck Peterson was tri trifling trifling- ling ling- yea yea trifling trifling with her sense of hu hu- hu- hu mor 10 Both Pap she's Papworth-she's worth she's proxy and knows it only too well well she she use to be he one of the bes best The third big thing to do would be be to mal make e the new library into a asocial asocial asocial social hall with wh w h drinks at the soda fountain 1 at t 10 cents a shot shot 5 5 with the student body ticket Boy Scout Thomas our gum gum I I mean gem mean gem as keeper of the individual study rooms for all Chi O O's Os and ard Delta Zetas Stockman n would be janitor of the north end of the Park Bid for being being being be be- ing connected faintly with the humbug And ere on the phase I of r college life you would think that the Humbug would have one good gorti gag p-ag in Also that we might be able to make one worthy comment for them int he Bill Murray for the best job on the campus that is the supreme taster of the drinks served in the new Bid because at least he is con con- All funds obtained from the students students students stu stu- dents would go for the bar bar I I mean fountain and the big tin cans that grace our campus would be filled with good tobacco Fags would be carried around by the the fresh would not be al allowed allowed allowed al- al lowed to at all for the up- up Oh yes yes the the most important would be thing thing registration registration day turned over to a delightful binge meaning picnic so that Doc could recline in the gutter gutter so so that that Doc Doc Kidder could comb his hair hair Billy Billy Foulger could roll 1011 tires for hours Larson hours Larson and Murdock could have a consolation party party mumble mumble mumble book bookstore bookstore bookstore store profits must go go mumble What time Good Lord Im I'm late for my lunch guess Id I'd better get up |
