Show I I AN OLD PROSPECTOR IN HEAVEN LEAVES WITH THE GOLD RUSH Thorn might be something to this furore after artEl all Is the gist or of the the theto fol- fol to 1 l ng true An old prOspector climbed the golden golden gol- gol den stairs and presented himself at atthe atthe the pearly gate before Saint Pete and that worthy said to Mm him Your business down below Prospector Nope cant can't come make In-make us too much much trouble always diggin up our pavin blocks Just leave to me and Ill I'll put puta a stop to It for all time Lemma Lemmo In Inand inand and Ill I'll show you they'll quit So Saint St Peter slid him and m an editor editor ed- ed by But within four hours Saint Pete found tM the old on his hish h hands and knees knea a pavin stones up and testing em with acid Hey hey yelled Saint Pete Pate I 1 thought you said you wouldn't do that that- Just lemme alone and Ill I'll stop all the rest from doln doin it An the editor taking down notes So Saint Peter watched em lug ot off an arm full tuU which the oM old prospector lugged just the premises sink 1 began hollerin what I found lound find em yelled the prospectOrs In n the Good Place In un son rushing up to the gratin In the fence Down In hell heU replied the old didn't we e Beck Im just it up now said the editor pencil So the whole crowd or of em busted the out Ito get a lot o 0 bricks for themselves and right in the last ot of the throng makin hIS own exodus was old prospector Hey hey Wet Vot you goin ter fer Dd me a nice turn Stay and Nope the old prospector pros pros- Im I'm Might l be sum thin in this gold rush after all an And linkin his arm In the editors editor's they Wf bt off ot what the pencil pusher had fully wilt evry word ot of It as Gospel Truth It wa was in the newspaper ne r. r Now the Good Place hint got neither Prospector nor Editor but the doln's doin's or of Hell are darned well writ up |