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Show are mistaken for brass. . That even in politics one man has been known to work for two candidates for the same office. That what we get for nothing is not usually worth its cost. That poverty is a blessing when it keeps nations from going go-ing to war. That when you need an up-to-date meal call in the Combination Combin-ation Cafe and meet "Denny." . That Edstrom, is one of the most capable shoe repair men in the country. Try him. - That your opinion ;js. worth more to you than it is to the other fellow, he'll never value it for what you think its worth. That the woman with common sense is usually understood by her husband. . That in other words Uncle Sam desires , to say the high seas is no place to get on a high horse, ,. That American pocket books are still paying interests on the debts of foreign governments to the United States. Why not start to collect now. j That pistol toting is the curse of this country, murder cases are frequent because one or both parties to an argument cany guns. That the more you beautify life, the more effective it becomes. be-comes. That men who are crossed in love think its a joke on the girl. That the man who thinks himself him-self an efficient scribe had better bet-ter try some of his long hand on some linotype operators. That England may rave but Germany was content to see the United States Army pulling out. ' That Bingham's Telephone girls are experts and if any one wishes to dispute the fact, and he is anxious for a scrap let him meet the Editor. , K That Oscar Edstrom, Bingham's Bing-ham's old time shoe repair man has stayed with his business through all the up-and-downs of the camp Why change? Did It Eve r Occur to You That Hope is a dream some men have when they are awake. That it is just as difficult to keep out of trouble as it is to keep out of love. That one should be careful , sometimes when giving advice as some people might take it. That if Frank Bartlett hadn't run shy of gas in Brigham City, the Bingham Stage Line might still be minus a car. That pedestrians have one advantage ad-vantage over autoists, they can climb over the fence. That the flapper won't have a 'leg to stand on if she don't fight the long skirt decree, but Bingham girls are out to fight it tooth and nail they say. That buttons are sitll in style on men's shirts whether their wives think so or not. That there are many satisfied Greeks, but they are in this country. That we can't all get the drumstick, drum-stick, somebody must have the ndck and gizzard. ,j .... That sometimes we miss golden gold-en opportunities because they |